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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

foxnewsofficial:

i would rather communicate through interpretive dance than have you call me on the phone 

windycarnage:

there are two types of artists

  1. those who can only draw animals
  2. those who can draw anything but an animal

demonhunting:

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

no ok but like 2 years ago this one guy called me pretty and I still remember it to this day like whenever I think I’m ugly I’m like well at least that one guy that one time thought I was pretty

Guys, I was reading this while walking down a side walk and then all the sudden this 11yr old kid rode his bike in front of me and called me sexy. O_o I don’t think he understands that it’s weird, and not a compliment.

(Source: smallgay)